STEVE SMITH (LEAD VOCALS):

STEVE WAS BORN AND RAISED IN ST. LOUIS, MO, AND NOW RESIDES IN ST. CHARLES, MO.

HE STARTED PLAYING SLIDE TROMBONE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL (GO FIGURE). THAT DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT, AT ALL, SO HE PICKED UP A MICROPHONE (THE CHEAPEST AND LIGHTEST INSTRUMENT AVAILABLE). AND THAT'S HOW IT ALL BEGAN. STEVE REALLY WANTED TO BE A DRUMMER, BUT HIS BUCKETS AND SPOONS DIDN'T GET HIM FAR.

HE JOINED A BAND IN HIGH SCHOOL AND THEY NATURALLY SUCKED. STEVE LATER WAS PICKED UP BY A BAND OF OLDER MUSICIANS WHO WERE OUT OF SCHOOL, THEY BEGAN TO PLAY OUT AT DIFFERENT VENUES, AND STEVE NEVER LOOKED BACK.

ACHIEVEMENTS:

STEVE CAN DRINK AN ENTIRE GALLON OF MILK IN 37 SECONDS! (OK, WE MADE THAT ONE UP.)

HE BELIEVES BREACH OF PEACE IS WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKING ABOUT!

STEVE JOINED BREACH OF PEACE IN MARCH OF 2009 AND HAS TAKEN OVER THE VOCALS WITH AUTHORITY!