30-SOMETHING YEARS OLD. BORN IN BELLEVILLE, IL.
GRADUATED FROM CAHOKIA HIGH SCHOOL 1995.
STARTED PLAYING GUITAR IN 5TH GRADE, ABOUT 1988. SELF-TAUGHT BASS PLAYER AT THE AGE OF 13. PLAYED SEXOPHONE IN HIGH SCHOOL MARCHING BAND AND CHURCH BAND.
WORKS FOR A TREE TRIMMING COMPANY NOT AFFILIATED WITH STUMPS-R-US (see NOONER).
USED TO COLOR HAIR RED AND BLUE AT SEPARATE TIMES AND WEAR IT IN SHORT CURLY TAILS.
ACCOMPLISHED KARAOKE SINGER WITH NUMEROUS TOP-FIVE FINISHES.
